Ok we care about airline safety as much as the next guy. In fact we probably care about it more than the next dozen or so considering how many hundreds of thousands of miles a year our TV Crews clock, but we still have a sense of humor.
We came across this mock airline safety card and had to share it with our community. Enjoy and feel free to pass it around to your friends as the aviation geek in all of us will definitely get a chuckle.
