How to Travel Like an A-Lister

When it comes to traveling, it is fair to say that the average A-lister has a way better deal than us average Joes and Janes. They don’t have to put up with too little leg room, inspid airline food or getting off the plane looking like they’ve just slept for a week without showering. For them, travel is as easy as breathing. Wouldnt you like your vacations to be more like that? Well, it is possible, but it certainly won’t be cheap! Here’s what you’ll need to do:

Charter a Private Jet

The freedom of flying private is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. As well as having copious amounts of legroom, you don’t have to put up with a bunch of randoms making lots of noise, farting, snoring and generally making your experience as unpleasant as it can be. Oh, and you don’t have to adhere to liquid limits, which means you can bring all of your hair, beauty and pampering products onboard with you, so you can step off the flight looking like you’re heading off to the Oscars if you so desire. Celebrities who have their own private jets include John Travolta, Jay-Z and Angelia Jolie, so you’ll be in good company, and it’s far less expensiver than you might think if you charter with a large group!

Have Your PA Handle Everything

Some celebrities never fly without their PA, and boy do they make them work hard for their salary, having them handle all of the necessary interactions with the flight attendants, ensuring that their glass is always topped up with champagne and that those pesky passengers never trouble them for too long. Can’t afford a PA, get a friend to handle all of that stuff for you!

Hire a Private Chef

Those A-listers don’t eat sloppy airline food that is often pretty difficult to identify; they hire private chefs to cook from them on their private jets. Yes, it’s expensive, but how else are you going to eat a decent meal in the air?

Hire a Limo

Forget taking the bus, a taxi or any other form of public transport to and from the airport, if you’re traveling celebrity-style, nothing less than a limo is going to cut if you want to be mistaken for Beyonce or Ryan Gosling. I mean, do you really want to be rubbing shoulders with the hoi polloi when you could be quaffing champagne in style?

Stay at a World Famous Hotel

All of that living it up on a private jet with more bucks fizz than your bladder can handle, a PA to cater to your every whim and a private chef to keep the food coming is hard work, so naturally, you’re going to want to stay in a placed that offers the height of luxury; somewhere like the Mandarin Oriental in London, The Ritz in Paris or the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. There you’ll be able to rub shoulders with the rich and famous’s your heart’s content.

So, now you know how to travel like an A-lister, the only problem you have is finding the money to pay for it all!

 

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